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28 NFL Stars Who’d Crush It as Commentators

There’s something magical about a former NFL player sliding into the broadcast booth and absolutely crushing it. The right voice, the right insights, and just enough charisma to make you feel like you’re watching the game with a buddy who also happened to play in the league.

Some guys are just built for the mic. Whether it’s their natural swagger, their football IQ, or the fact that they’ve been dishing out soundbites since college, these players would bring the perfect mix of analysis and personality once they hang up the cleats.

28. Patrick Peterson

Patrick Peterson
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He’s already moonlighting with a podcast so that the transition wouldn’t be that hard. Plus, he’s articulate and has seen just about everything you can see as a cornerback.

27. DeForest Buckner

DeForest Buckner
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He’s one of the smartest defensive linemen in the game, low-key. Imagine him calmly breaking down trench chaos like it’s chess.

26. Tua Tagovailoa

Tua Tagovailoa
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He’s thoughtful, polished, and easygoing—perfect traits for a studio gig. He would bring a nice, calm energy to any broadcast team.

25. Christian McCaffrey

Christian McCaffrey
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McCaffrey could be the smooth operator of the booth. He knows the game inside and out and carries himself like someone who could host and analyze.

24. Micah Parsons

Micah Parsons
Openverse

This dude is already podcasting, talking smack, and studying tape midweek. You know he’d light up a pregame show with energy and hot takes.

23. Derwin James

Derwin James playing against the Baltimore Ravens in 2021
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He plays with intelligence and speaks with clarity. He’d make a strong field analyst or a film-breakdown guy on Tuesdays.

22. Joe Burrow

Joe Burrow
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Cool, calculated, and chill. He might not yell over highlights, but you’d hang on every word when he talks.

21. Tyreek Hill

Tyreek Hill
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You know his takes would be spicy. He’s bold, loud, and would bring a ton of fun to the booth, especially during speed matchups.

20. Roquan Smith

Roquan Smith
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He’s a tone-setter and leader, and it shows when he talks. He’d be the kind of analyst who brings that linebacker vision to life.

19. Justin Jefferson

Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson
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He’s flashy, charismatic, and marketable as hell. Imagine him breaking down route trees and hitting the grid on set.

18. Haason Reddick

Haason Reddick
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Soft-spoken but sharp, he’d bring substance and humility to the job. Not everyone needs to be loud to be great on air.

17. Jalen Ramsey

Jalen Ramsey
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If you want drama and strong opinions, Ramsey’s your guy. He’d be the DB version of Charles Barkley, no question.

16. Cooper Kupp

Cooper Kupp, Los Angeles Rams
YouTube | Los Angeles Rams

Detailed and cerebral, Kupp could turn a simple play into a masterclass. You’d leave smarter after listening to him.

15. Maxx Crosby

Maxx Crosby
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He brings grit and charisma, and you know he’d crush film sessions. Plus, he’s got the kind of edge that would make for compelling commentary.

14. C.J. Stroud

C.J. Stroud
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If his rookie season is any indication, this kid is wise beyond his years. He’s already got a media presence that feels seasoned.

13. Mark Andrews

Mark Andrews
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Smart, level-headed, and easy to root for. He’d thrive in a Tony Gonzalez-style studio role.

12. Aidan Hutchinson

Aidan Hutchinson
Openverse

He’s got that Midwest charm with a high football IQ. He’d be a hit with audiences who like their analysis served with a grin.

11. George Kittle

George Kittle
r/DanLeBatardShow on Reddit

Electric on the field, even more fun off it. He’d bring energy and offbeat humor to any NFL broadcast.

10. Sauce Gardner

Sauce Gardner
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Swagger and soundbites for days. Put him on TV and let him cook.

9. Derrick Henry

Derrick Henry 2019
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Quiet storm type who would sneak up on you with sharp takes. You’d respect every word because you know he’s lived it.

8. Aaron Rodgers

Aaron Rodgers
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Love him or hate him, he’d be must-watch TV. Every show would turn into an episode of “What’s A-Rod Gonna Say Now?”

7. Cam Jordan

Cameron Jordan
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He’s been media-friendly his whole career, with personality to spare. He’s already done studio hits and nailed them.

6. Patrick Mahomes

Patrick Mahomes
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The voice might be a little quirky, but the mind? Pure football gold. He’s the face of the league—and would easily become the voice of it too.

5. Dak Prescott

Dak Prescott
Openverse

Polished, respectful, and highly aware of the spotlight. He’d be the perfect face of a primetime panel.

4. Kyle Juszczyk

Kyle Juszczyk
Openverse

The fullback no one talks about—except he can talk really well. He’d be a great X’s and O’s guy who explains the forgotten parts of football.

3. Josh Allen

Josh Allen
YouTube | Sports Productions

America’s favorite big, goofy quarterback could definitely win over viewers. He possesses the relatable star power that broadcasters adore.

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2. Russell Wilson

Russell Wilson vs Vikings, November 4, 2012
Openverse

He’s built for TV with that polished delivery and endless optimism. He’s the quarterback version of a lifestyle mentor with a telestrator.

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1. Travis Kelce

Travis Kelce
Openverse

Come on, he’s practically halfway to being a media mogul already. Just hand him a mic and get out of the way.

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