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The 20 Most Delusional MLB Hitters to Ever Play the Game

Baseball is a game built on confidence. But sometimes, that confidence crosses into full-blown delusion, especially when hitters refuse to acknowledge their limitations, slump-proof mindsets, or long-lost primes.

From guys who thought every popup should’ve been a homer to players who were convinced they were MVP material despite barely batting .220, the league has seen no shortage of overly confident sluggers. Here are 20 hitters who played the game with more self-belief than actual results to back it up.

20. Melvin Mora

Apr. 11, 2011; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Arizona Diamondbacks batter Melvin Mora hits an RBI single in the fourth inning against the St. Louis Cardinals at Chase Field.
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Mora had a couple of good seasons and ran with it like he was a perennial All-Star. He carried himself like he was the second coming of Cal Ripken Jr., but most people just remember him as a one-hit wonder in Baltimore.

19. B.J. Upton

Sep 15, 2014; Atlanta, GA, USA; Atlanta Braves center fielder B.J. Upton (2) catches a ball for an out against Washington Nationals second baseman Asdrubal Cabrera (not pictured) in the third inning at Turner Field.
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Upton always seemed like he thought he was about to break out, even when he was on a decade-long cold streak. The confidence never matched the batting average, which hovered in the danger zone for most of his career.

18. Pablo Sandoval

Sep 13, 2009; San Francisco, CA, USA; San Francisco Giants infielder Pablo Sandoval (48) is unable to make a diving stop in the infield against the Los Angeles Dodgers in the seventh inning at AT&T Park. The Giants defeated the Dodgers 7-2.
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Panda believed he could still rake long after his swing speed said otherwise. At one point, he really thought he was a foundational piece in Boston, while barely staying in shape or in the lineup.

17. Rick Ankiel

Sept 7, 2007; Phoenix, AZ, USA; St. Louis Cardinals right fielder (24) Rick Ankiel hits a single in the first inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field.
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Ankiel went from pitcher to hitter and started acting like he was the next big slugger. He had power, sure, but he approached the plate like he was Barry Bonds with a rocket launcher.

16. Delmon Young

Mar 15, 2010; Jupiter, FL, USA; Minnesota Twins left fielder Delmon Young (21) bats against the Florida Marlins at Roger Dean Stadium.
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Young played like he believed every at-bat was a chance to rewrite history. Unfortunately, the only thing he consistently rewrote was his own reputation as a major underachiever.

15. Ian Desmond

August 11, 2010; Washington, DC, USA; Washington Nationals shortstop Ian Desmond (6) flips the ball towards second base against the Florida Marlins at Nationals Park.
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Desmond reinvented himself as a power hitter late in his career and doubled down on that idea despite the numbers begging him to reconsider. His contract with Colorado had him walking around like a superstar while fans scratched their heads.

14. Pete Incaviglia

Pete Incaviglia
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The swing was violent, the confidence was sky-high, and the contact was… occasional. Incaviglia played like a guy who was sure he was going to hit 50 bombs, even when he couldn’t hit water falling out of a boat.

13. Joc Pederson

May 24, 2025; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Texas Rangers designated hitter Joc Pederson (4) bats against the Chicago White Sox during the first inning at Rate Field.
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Joc’s swagger has always outpaced his consistency at the plate. He talks like a guy destined for Cooperstown, even when his stat line looks like a rollercoaster.

12. Josh Hamilton

Apr 10, 2007; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Cincinnati Reds center fielder (33) Josh Hamilton hits a home run in the third inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field in Phoenix, AZ. The home run was the first MLB home run of his career.
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At his peak, Hamilton was elite, but he kept swinging like it was 2010 long after that window closed. He often acted like pitchers still feared him, even when they were blowing fastballs right past him.

11. Matt Kemp

July 30, 2009; St, Louis, MO, USA; Los Angeles Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp (27) dives for a ball hit by St. Louis Cardinals first baseman Albert Pujols (not pictured) in the first inning at Busch Stadium.
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Kemp had one incredible season and proceeded to carry himself like a franchise savior for years. Even as the production dipped, his belief in his star status never wavered.

10. Yasiel Puig

Jul. 8, 2013; Phoenix, AZ, USA: Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Yasiel Puig against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field.
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Puig believed every swing was going to land in the seats and every flip was worthy of a highlight reel. The theatrics were often more consistent than the hitting.

9. Chris Davis

Sep 6, 2015; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis (19) is intentionally walked by Toronto Blue Jays catcher Dioner Navarro (30) during the first inning in a game at Rogers Centre. The Toronto Blue Jays won 10-4.
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Davis got paid like an MVP and spent the rest of his career swinging like he was still earning it. The bat was cold, but the confidence stayed red hot through it all.

8. Carlos Gomez

May 5, 2013; Milwaukee, WI, USA; Milwaukee Brewers center fielder Carlos Gomez (27) during the game against the St. Louis Cardinals at Miller Park. St. Louis won 10-1.
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Gomez played every at-bat with maximum flair and minimum results in his later years. His showmanship suggested a Silver Slugger; his stats usually suggested otherwise.

7. Kevin Maas

Kevin Maas
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Maas exploded onto the scene and instantly anointed himself the next Yankees legend. He seemed stunned when pitchers stopped grooving fastballs right down the middle.

6. Nick Swisher

Oct 13, 2006; Detroit, MI, USA; Oakland Athletics first baseman (33) Nick Swisher stares out at Detroit Tigers starting pitcher (37) Kenny Rogers during game 3 of the American League Championship series at Comerica Park.
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Swisher had the energy and personality of a guy batting .330 even when he was scraping .240. He leaned into the idea of being a clubhouse leader-slash-star slugger, even when the numbers didn’t back it up.

5. Dan Uggla

Jul 23, 2015; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Washington Nationals second baseman Dan Uggla (26) fields a ground ball against the Pittsburgh Pirates during the first inning at PNC Park.
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Uggla swung like he was trying to out-homer Giancarlo Stanton every night. Unfortunately, he often ended up outstriking himself instead.

4. Bryce Harper (Early Years Version)

Jun 3, 2025; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Philadelphia Phillies first baseman Bryce Harper (3) walks towards the dugout after the third out against the Toronto Blue Jays during the fourth inning at Rogers Centre.
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To be clear, Harper eventually backed it up. But early on, he played like he already had three MVPs under his belt, even when he was still figuring things out in the league.

3. Jeff Francoeur

August 14, 2005: Atlanta, Georgia, USA: Atlanta Braves rookie Jeff Francoeur hits a home run in the third inning against the Arizona Diamondbacks at Turner Field.
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Frenchy debuted with fireworks and spent the next decade swinging like the party never stopped. He genuinely believed he was one adjustment away from stardom forever.

2. Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco asks for time after stealing his 40th base of the 1988 season, making him the first player in Major League history to hit 40 home runs and steal 40 bases in one year. 1988 Press Photo Jose Canseco Of Oakland After Stealing Base Asks For Time U S
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Canseco always believed he was one of the greatest hitters of all time. The moonshot home runs fueled that ego, but the strikeouts and wild behavior usually told a different story.

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1. Billy Hamilton

May 3, 2023; Chicago, Illinois, USA; Chicago White Sox outfielder Billy Hamilton slides to score against the Minnesota Twins during the eight inning at Guaranteed Rate Field. Mandatory Credit: Kamil Krzaczynski-USA TODAY Sports
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Hamilton ran like a superhero but swung like he forgot his powers. He played every game like he was the spark that would ignite a lineup, despite never hitting enough to light the match.

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