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The 20 Most Delusional Football Coaches Ever

There’s confidence, and then there’s full-blown delusion, the kind of blind belief that turns a coach into a legend, a laughingstock, or sometimes both. Across both the college and pro levels, plenty of coaches have strutted the sidelines with more swagger than their records could back up, insisting their schemes, slogans, and sideline antics were destined for greatness.

Some of them talked a big game and never backed it up. Others won a little and acted like they reinvented the sport. From bold guarantees to baffling play-calling, here are 20 football coaches who took confidence to an entirely new, and hilariously delusional, level.

20. Rex Ryan

Dec 24, 2016; Orchard Park, NY, USA; Buffalo Bills head coach Rex Ryan leaves the field after losing in overtime to the Miami Dolphins at New Era Field. The Dolphins beat the Bills 34-31 in overtime.
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Rex Ryan thought every season was the Jets’ year, no matter what the roster actually looked like. His bravado was unmatched, but those Super Bowl guarantees aged like milk.

19. Lane Kiffin (Early Years)

Jul 27, 2007; Napa, CA, USA; Oakland Raiders coach Lane Kiffin at training camp at the Napa Valley Marriott.
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Young Lane Kiffin thought he was the next great coaching mastermind before he ever proved anything. From awkward NFL stints to early college chaos, his ego was way ahead of his results.

18. Hue Jackson

Oct 28, 2018; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Hue Jackson looks on against the Pittsburgh Steelers during the fourth quarter at Heinz Field.The Steelers won 33-18.
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Hue Jackson once insisted he was the man to turn Cleveland around, then went 3-36-1. Even after back-to-back winless seasons, he somehow never lost his self-assured swagger.

17. Steve Spurrier (NFL Version)

Florida Gators legendary head ball coach Steve Spurrier watches practice from a distance during the second open fall practice held at the Sanders Practice Fields on the University of Florida campus in Gainesville, Fla., July 27, 2019. [Brad McClenny/The Gainesville Sun]
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Spurrier’s college confidence didn’t exactly translate to the NFL, where he tried to win with college schemes and a golf-first work ethic. He acted like the league would bend to him, not the other way around.

16. Urban Meyer (NFL Edition)

Feb 2, 2020; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Former football head coach Urban Meyer on the sidelines of Super Bowl LIV between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers at Hard Rock Stadium.
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Urban Meyer walked into the NFL acting like he was still king of the college castle. Between ignoring staff dynamics and that bar video, he was in over his head from day one.

15. Chip Kelly

January 1, 2017; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers head coach Chip Kelly looks on during the fourth quarter against the Seattle Seahawks at Levi's Stadium. The Seahawks defeated the 49ers 25-23.
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Chip Kelly believed he could outsmart the entire league with smoothies and science. After gutting a solid Eagles roster, he learned the NFL doesn’t always vibe with your spreadsheets.

14. Freddie Kitchens

Dec 29, 2019; Cincinnati, Ohio, USA; Cleveland Browns head coach Freddie Kitchens walks the sideline against the Cincinnati Bengals during the first half at Paul Brown Stadium.
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Freddie Kitchens looked like he won a contest to coach the Browns, and coached like it, too. He had the confidence of Vince Lombardi with the playbook of a middle school PE teacher.

13. Jerry Glanville

Aug 8, 1992; Cleveland, OH, USA; FILE PHOTO; Atlanta Falcons head coach Jerry Glanville on the sidelines during the 1992 pre-season against the Cleveland Browns at Cleveland Stadium.
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Glanville loved black uniforms, leaving tickets for Elvis, and pretending the Falcons were Super Bowl bound. His teams were fun, but his belief in their dominance was pure fantasy.

12. Les Miles

Sep 26, 2020; Waco, Texas, USA; Kansas Jayhawks head coach Les Miles during the game between the Bears and the Jayhawks at McLane Stadium.
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Les Miles once ate grass on the sideline and called it a ritual. He made some wild calls and talked like he was always ten steps ahead, even when he was actually three steps behind.

11. Mike Martz

Feb 17, 2019; San Diego, CA, USA; San Diego Fleet head coach Mike Martz looks on during the first half against the Atlanta Legends at SDCCU Stadium.
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Mike Martz thought he invented offense and that every QB could run the Greatest Show on Turf. His confidence never waned, even as defensive coordinators feasted on his stubbornness.

10. Herm Edwards (Arizona State Era)

Sep 1, 2022; Tempe, Arizona, USA; Arizona State Sun Devils head coach Herm Edwards looks on against the Northern Arizona Lumberjacks during the first half at Sun Devil Stadium.
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Herm Edwards brought NFL energy to Arizona State and talked about building a powerhouse. The results didn’t exactly match the press conferences.

9. Jim Tomsula

Nov 1, 2015; St. Louis, MO, USA; San Francisco 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula looks on against the St. Louis Rams during the first half at the Edward Jones Dome.
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Tomsula seemed like a great guy, but thought growling through pressers would make up for the lack of results. The 49ers’ experiment was doomed, but he always acted like he was in control.

8. Jeff Fisher

Former Tennessee Titans head coach Jeff Fisher arrives at Nissan Stadium in Nashville, Tenn., Sunday, Oct. 29, 2023.
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Jeff Fisher somehow convinced teams that 7-9 was an achievement. His refusal to evolve and his proud mediocrity made him the ultimate delusional sideline staple.

7. John L. Smith

Sep 29, 2012; College Station, TX, USA; Arkansas Razorbacks head coach John L. Smith coaches against the Texas A&M Aggies in the second quarter at Kyle Field.
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John L. Smith’s pressers were a mix of chaos and cringe. He never lacked confidence, even as his teams fell apart in real time.

6. Bobby Petrino

Sep 1, 2018; Orlando, FL, USA; Louisville Cardinals head coach Bobby Petrino paces the sidelines during their game against the Alabama Crimson Tide during the first quarter at Camping World Stadium.
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Petrino thought he could ghost an NFL team mid-season and still be seen as a top-tier coach. That level of confidence takes some serious detachment from reality.

5. Joe Judge

Dec 20, 2020; East Rutherford, New Jersey, USA; New York Giants head coach Joe Judge coaches against the Cleveland Browns during the third quarter at MetLife Stadium.
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Joe Judge brought a high school principal vibe to the NFL and thought laps and discipline alone would win games. The results were less Bill Belichick and more gym class hero.

4. Jason Garrett

Dec 22, 2019; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Dallas Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett on the sidelines against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field.
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Garrett clapped like everything was fine while mediocrity ruled the Cowboys for a decade. He coached like he was leading a dynasty, even when fans were begging for change.

3. Nathaniel Hackett

Dec 25, 2022; Inglewood, California, USA; Denver Broncos head coach Nathaniel Hackett reacts in the first half against the Los Angeles Rams at SoFi Stadium.
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Hackett came in with big energy and looked completely overwhelmed from day one. His time in Denver was a masterclass in overconfidence meeting unpreparedness.

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2. Brian Kelly

Dec 31, 2024; Houston, TX, USA; LSU Tigers head coach Brian Kelly holds up the trophy after defeating the Baylor Bears in the Kinder’s Texas Bowl in the second half at NRG Stadium.
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Brian Kelly jumped to LSU talking titles and acting like the program was already elite. Add in the fake accent and day-one arrogance, and it was peak coaching delusion.

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1. Adam Gase

Nov 29, 2020; East Rutherford, New Jersey, USA; New York Jets head coach Adam Gase looks on during the first half against the Miami Dolphins at MetLife Stadium.
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Gase’s coffee-fueled stare at his Jets introduction said it all; he thought he was a genius, and no one could convince him otherwise. He kept getting jobs despite crashing every one he touched, which somehow only made him more confident.

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