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Ranking the 20 Most Self-Obsessed MLB Stars of All Time

Baseball is a game of confidence, but some players took that concept and ran with it like they were stealing home in Game 7. While many MLB stars are quietly intense, others have spent their careers making sure the spotlight never left them, even when their batting average said otherwise.

This list is all about the big personalities who saw themselves as the main character, regardless of the score. These are the MLB stars who never missed a chance to make it about themselves, whether it was on the field, in interviews, or just existing like the camera was always on.

20. Bryce Harper

Bryce Harper
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Bryce Harper showed up to the majors already convinced he was the face of baseball. He’s delivered plenty of big moments, but the “look at me” energy never left.

19. Trevor Bauer

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From YouTube channels to endless hot takes, Bauer always seemed more interested in his personal brand than the team scoreboard. He treated every mound visit like a chance to go viral.

18. Brian Wilson

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Wilson’s beard was practically a personality of its own, and he loved every second of it. At times, it felt like he was pitching in a movie about Brian Wilson rather than an actual game.

17. Nyjer Morgan

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Morgan had alter egos, over-the-top celebrations, and a flair for chaos. He brought drama to every game and acted like the MLB was his personal stage.

16. Manny Ramirez

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Manny being Manny wasn’t just a saying—it was a lifestyle. He played like a Hall of Famer and acted like one long before the plaque was even a conversation.

15. Yasiel Puig

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Puig played the game like a highlight reel and made sure everyone knew it. He craved attention as much as fastballs down the middle.

14. Jose Canseco

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Canseco never found a camera he didn’t like or a controversy he didn’t lean into. He believed he was the game’s biggest star long after the numbers said otherwise.

13. Jonathan Papelbon

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Papelbon acted like he was the most important person in any room he entered, especially the bullpen. His antics were always turned up to 11, even when no one asked.

12. Alex Rodriguez

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A-Rod was obsessed with his image from day one, whether it was his contract, his mirror selfies, or his desire to be loved and feared at the same time. He wanted to be a legend and made sure we all knew it.

11. Reggie Jackson

Jackson bats at Yankee Stadium, July 1979.
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Mr. October loved big moments—and made sure you knew exactly who made them happen. He wasn’t shy about telling people just how great he thought he was.

10. Josh Donaldson

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Donaldson brought plenty of fire, but he never passed up a chance to remind people he was “the bringer of rain.” Subtlety was never part of his approach.

9. Rickey Henderson

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Rickey talked about Rickey in the third person because Rickey knew Rickey was the greatest. If swagger were a stat, Rickey would lead the league by miles.

8. Carlos Gomez

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Gomez treated every home run like a Broadway show and every out like a conspiracy. He was always performing, even when nobody asked for a performance.

7. Johnny Damon

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From the hair to the quotes, Damon always made sure people noticed Johnny being Johnny. He treated media scrums like job interviews for his next endorsement deal.

6. Kevin Millar

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Millar made himself the spokesperson of the Red Sox clubhouse and never looked back. He acted like the glue guy, hype man, and lead singer all rolled into one.

5. Matt Harvey

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Harvey dubbed himself “The Dark Knight” and started living like Gotham actually depended on him. New York loved the confidence—until the ERA started creeping north.

4. Barry Bonds

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Bonds had the talent to back it all up, but he still carried himself like a one-man dynasty. He didn’t just believe he was the best—he believed he was the game.

3. Curt Schilling

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Schilling was never afraid to make himself the story, whether it was during the World Series or long after he’d hung up the cleats. He pitched like a warrior and talked like a one-man PR firm.

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2. Pete Rose

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Charlie Hustle didn’t just play with swagger—he lived in it. He’s been campaigning for his own greatness longer than most careers even last.

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1. Roger Clemens

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The Rocket’s ego was practically its own franchise. From press conferences to comebacks to courtroom drama, he never stopped believing the baseball world revolved around him.

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