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10 NFL Teams That Confuse Age with Greatness

Age doesn’t always mean greatness. Just because a team’s been around since leather helmets doesn’t mean it’s a cornerstone of football glory.

Some franchises love to puff out their chests about their “storied past,” when that past is more rust than gold. Here are 10 NFL teams that confuse being old with being historically significant.

10. Chicago Bears

Dec 13, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (6) directs his team against the Washington Redskins during the first half at Soldier Field
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The Bears have been around forever and love to remind you about it. But after decades of offensive misery and one lonely Super Bowl, their “rich tradition” feels more like a rerun stuck on loop.

9. Detroit Lions

Nov 22, 1998; Tampa, FL, USA; FILE PHOTO; Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders in action against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Raymond James Stadium.
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The Lions are ancient by NFL standards but haven’t sniffed consistent relevance in generations. A few Thanksgiving games and Barry Sanders memories don’t make you historic.

8. Arizona Cardinals

Dec 13, 2020; East Rutherford, New Jersey, USA; Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kyler Murray (1) scrambles away from New York Giants defensive end Leonard Williams (99) during the first half at MetLife Stadium
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They’ve been playing since before the forward pass was popular. Unfortunately, most fans couldn’t name five significant moments in Cardinals history—and that includes Cardinals fans.

7. Washington Commanders

Jan 5, 2025; Arlington, Texas, USA; Washington Commanders wide receiver Terry McLaurin (17) celebrates after scoring the game-winning touchdown during the fourth quarter against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium
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Washington loves to talk about the glory days, but those days are sepia-toned and fading fast. The last few decades have been defined more by dysfunction than dominance. However, with their performance last year, things could be trending up.

6. New York Jets

Unknown date; Boston, MA, USA: FILE PHOTO; New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath (12) in action against the Boston Patriots.
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Yes, they won Super Bowl III—but that was so long ago that most of the current roster wasn’t alive. They’ve been riding that Joe Namath wave for over 50 years with very little else to show for it.

5. Atlanta Falcons

Sep 20, 2020; Arlington, Texas, USA; Atlanta Falcons head coach Dan Quinn with his team prior to the game against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&T Stadium
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They’ve been around since the ’60s and act like a foundational franchise. But their most memorable moment is unfortunately the most infamous collapse in Super Bowl history.

4. Cleveland Browns

Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson (4) scrambles out of the pocket in the first quarter of the NFL Week 14 game between the Cincinnati Bengals and the Cleveland Browns at Paycor Stadium in Cincinnati on Sunday, Dec. 11, 2022. The Bengals led 13-3 at halftime. Cleveland Browns At Cincinnati Bengals Week 14
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This franchise had its heyday in the 1950s and has been clinging to it ever since. History matters, but eventually you’ve got to start making new ones that don’t involve heartbreak and jersey memes.

3. New York Giants

Nov 29, 2020; Cincinnati, Ohio, USA; New York Giants defensive back Logan Ryan (23) attempts to intercept the ball against the Cincinnati Bengals in the second half at Paul Brown Stadium
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The Giants have had some legendary players and Super Bowl wins, but they often coast on their “old school” rep. The historic tag feels like a cover for mediocrity between lengthy losing stretches.

2. Minnesota Vikings

Dec 25, 2020; New Orleans, Louisiana, USA; Minnesota Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer watches the game in the second quarter against the New Orleans Saints at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome.
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The Vikings have been around forever and are always “right there”—until they aren’t. Four Super Bowl losses and decades of playoff pain don’t exactly scream dynasty.

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1. Pittsburgh Steelers

Jan 3, 2021; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Mason Rudolph (2) throws a pass during the first quarter against the Cleveland Browns at FirstEnergy Stadium.
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Yes, they won several Super Bowls in the ’70s, but you’d think they invented the sport with how much they bring it up. Their more recent years haven’t been nearly as dominant, but they still carry themselves like it’s 1979.

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