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18 Quarterbacks Everyone Pretended Were Good

Sometimes, the hype machine gets a little out of control. Whether it’s a first-round pick who never figured it out or a backup who fooled everyone with one hot month, these quarterbacks were more myth than substance.

Fans, media, and teammates tried to sell the idea that these guys were legit. But deep down, we all knew the truth; we don’t want to.

18. Christian Ponder

Dec 30, 2012; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder (7) throws a pass during the first quarter against the Green Bay Packers at the Metrodome.
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People acted like he was “sneaky solid,” but the only thing sneaky was how quickly he disappeared. He was a first-round pick who never looked comfortable running an NFL offense.

17. Jimmy Clausen

Dec 13, 2015; Baltimore, MD, USA; Baltimore Ravens quarterback Jimmy Clausen (2) looks tho pass during the first quarter against the Seattle Seahawks at M&T Bank Stadium.
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He had the Notre Dame name and the fake swagger to match. For a while, people thought he was a franchise guy—until they watched him play.

16. Blake Bortles

Nov 6, 2016; Kansas City, MO, USA; Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles (5) reacts after throwing an incomplete pass during the second half against the Kansas City Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium. The Chiefs won 19-14.
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Everyone rooted for Bortles because he was funny and self-deprecating, but let’s not pretend he was good at quarterbacking. That one AFC Championship run bought him way too much credibility.

15. Drew Lock

Dec 29, 2019; Denver, Colorado, USA; Denver Broncos quarterback Drew Lock (3) passes the ball in the first quarter against the Oakland Raiders at Empower Field at Mile High.
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He rapped on the sideline, threw the occasional bomb, and somehow people kept calling him “underrated.” In reality, he was just another guy who looked the part and fooled us for a season or two.

14. Matt Cassel

Dec 29, 2013; Minneapolis, MN, USA; Minnesota Vikings quarterback Matt Cassel (16) passes against the Detroit Lions in the third quarter at Mall of America Field at H.H.H. Metrodome. The Vikings win 14-13.
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One good year in New England turned into years of starting jobs he never really earned. Teams kept hoping that magic would return, but it never did.

13. Tim Couch

Sep 12, 1998; Lexington, KY, USA; FILE PHOTO; Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Tim Couch (2) in action against the Eastern Kentucky Colonels at Commonwealth Stadium.
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Being the first-ever Browns draft pick back didn’t mean he was good—it just meant he was first. Everyone blamed his struggles on the situation, but he also didn’t exactly elevate anyone around him.

12. Jason Campbell

Jan 2, 2011; Kansas City, MO, USA; Oakland Raiders quarterback Jason Campbell (8) throws a pass against the Kansas City Chiefs at Arrowhead Stadium. The Raiders defeated the Chiefs 31-10.
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He had all the measurables and none of the results. Somehow, he bounced around the league for years with people still trying to convince themselves he had untapped potential.

11. Kyle Boller

Oct 16, 2011; Oakland CA, USA; Oakland Raiders quarterback Kyle Boller (7) looks for an open receiver during the fourth quarter against the Cleveland Browns at the O.co Coliseum. The Oakland Raiders defeated the Cleveland Browns 24-17.
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He once threw a football through the uprights from his knees in a workout, and we all lost our minds. The actual games were much less impressive.

10. Josh Rosen

Sep 30, 2018; Glendale, AZ, USA; Arizona Cardinals quarterback Josh Rosen (3) against the Seattle Seahawks at State Farm Stadium.
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He was labeled “the most NFL-ready QB” in his class, which in hindsight feels more like a dare than a compliment. The NFL was ready for him to sit on the bench.

9. Kellen Clemens

Nov 12, 2017; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Los Angeles Chargers quarterback Kellen Clemens (10) throws a warmup pass during pre game warmups against the Jacksonville Jaguars at EverBank Field.
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He was the perpetual backup that coaches loved for some reason. Every preseason, someone would float the idea that maybe he could start—and every regular season proved otherwise.

8. Trevor Siemian

Aug 20, 2020; Nashville, TN, USA; Tennessee Titans quarterback Trevor Siemian (4) hands the ball off during a training camp practice at Saint Thomas Sports Park Thursday, Aug. 20, 2020 in Nashville, Tenn.
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People called him “serviceable,” which is the NFL version of saying “he’s here.” Denver fans tried to talk themselves into him, but the offense never moved.

7. Charlie Whitehurst

Oct 9, 2016; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns quarterback Charlie Whitehurst (15) walks off the during the second quarter against the New England Patriots at FirstEnergy Stadium. The Patriots won 33-13.
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“Clipboard Jesus” had elite hair and mediocre everything else. Somehow, his vibes lasted longer than his on-field production ever justified.

6. Colt McCoy

Aug 20, 2015; Landover, MD, USA; Washington Redskins quarterback Colt McCoy (16) passes the ball against the Detroit Lions during the first half at FedEx Field.
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He was always described as “a great locker room guy,” which is a polite way of saying the team hoped he never had to play. But when he did, people acted surprised he wasn’t better.

5. Jake Locker

September 30, 2012; Houston, TX, USA; Tennessee Titans quarterback Jake Locker (10) hands off the ball during the first quarter against the Houston Texans at Reliant Stadium.
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There was a lot of talk about his toughness and athleticism, but almost none about his accuracy. Everyone wanted him to work out so badly that they ignored the obvious flaws.

4. Brady Quinn

Dec 30, 2007; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Browns quarterback (10) Brady Quinn during their game against the San Francisco 49ers at Cleveland Browns Stadium in Cleveland, OH. The Browns beat the 49ers 20-7.
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He looked like a quarterback created in a lab, and that’s probably where he should’ve stayed. For some reason, people kept pretending he was one opportunity away from breaking out.

3. Mitchell Trubisky

Sep 15, 2019; Denver, CO, USA; Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky (10) runs the ball in the second quarter against the Denver Broncos at Empower Field at Mile High.
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He had a playoff defense and still couldn’t make it work. Chicago fans spent years defending him when deep down, they knew.

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2. Matt Leinart

Aug 15 2006; Flagstaff, AZ, USA; Arizona Cardinals quarterback (11) Matt Leinart attends his first practice at Northern Arizona University.
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He had all the USC hype, Heisman buzz, and celebrity cachet—just none of the NFL production. He always seemed more interested in being famous than being great.

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1. Brock Osweiler

Dec 18, 2016; Houston, TX, USA; Houston Texans quarterback Brock Osweiler (17) attempts a pass during the first quarter against the Jacksonville Jaguars at NRG Stadium.
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One decent run in Denver turned into a massive contract and a whole lot of disappointment. Everyone kept trying to make Brock happen, and it never came close.

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