Football is already great, but imagine watching a game with someone who actually plays in the NFL. Whether it’s for the inside knowledge, the nonstop trash talk, or just the hilarious commentary, some players seem like they’d be an absolute blast to hang out with on game day. These are the guys who would make even a boring Week 9 matchup feel like the Super Bowl.
This list isn’t just about talent—it’s about personality, presence, and pure entertainment value. From talkative stars to chill legends who know how to vibe with a plate of wings, here are 20 NFL players you’d definitely want next to you on the couch when kickoff hits.
20. Jason Kelce
He may be retired, but he’s loud, lovable, and guaranteed to be double-fisting a beer and a cheesesteak before the first quarter ends. You’d get play-by-play commentary and stories that would make your jaw drop.
19. C.J. Stroud
Stroud already seems like a super chill guy who knows how to keep the energy high. Plus, he’d probably have the best takes and a fresh perspective without acting like a know-it-all.
18. Micah Parsons
Parsons is fiery on the field, and you just know he’d be yelling at the screen like a die-hard fan. He’d also be breaking down defensive plays like a hype man with a whiteboard.
17. Lamar Jackson
Lamar feels like the kind of guy who’d bring good vibes, crack jokes, and casually point out when a quarterback’s about to get sacked—before it happens. He’d be locked in, but never take it too seriously.
16. Christian McCaffrey
McCaffrey would probably show up with a perfectly balanced snack plate and calmly explain every single offensive play like a football professor. The guy just seems sharp, low-key, and fun to be around.
15. Patrick Mahomes
Mahomes would give you real-time insight into what a quarterback is seeing—while probably making fun of their decision-making under his breath. Plus, he’d have a few “back in my MVP season” stories to casually flex.
14. Saquon Barkley
Saquon’s charisma would carry the entire watch party. He’d be the guy firing off friendly debates and clowning the announcers while everyone else just nods along.
13. Darius Slay
Slay is one of the funniest and most outspoken players in the league. He’d be cracking jokes, analyzing coverages, and giving you nonstop entertainment from kickoff to the final whistle.
12. George Kittle
You already know Kittle would be the life of the party—probably standing on the couch by halftime. He’d be equal parts football genius and WWE hype man.
11. Jaylen Waddle
Waddle feels like that fun friend who’s always joking but still knows the game inside and out. He’d be talking trash, doing dances, and having the time of his life.
10. Josh Allen
Allen gives off major “hangout buddy” energy. He’d keep things loose, toss around some football lingo, and probably shotgun a beer if your team scores a touchdown.
9. Cam Jordan
Jordan’s personality is just magnetic—loud, funny, and full of great one-liners. He’d be roasting every play and keeping the whole room entertained from start to finish.
8. Aidan Hutchinson
Still young in the league, Hutchinson would be soaking in the game like a fan but tossing in those little “inside info” gems that make you sound smart later. You’d feel like you were watching with a buddy, not a superstar.
7. Travis Kelce
If anyone’s bringing the snacks, drinks, jokes, and stories—it’s Kelce. He’d make every game feel like a full-blown party with NFL commentary sprinkled in.
6. Justin Jefferson
Jefferson would bring the swagger and style, but also some great football IQ. He’d probably call out routes mid-play and then bust out a Griddy after a big touchdown.
5. Joe Burrow
Cool, calm, and always in control—Burrow would bring the vibes. He’s got that dry humor and sharp mind that would make for elite-level commentary.
4. Tyreek Hill
Hill would be screaming at the screen, jumping up during big plays, and keeping the mood electric. It might feel more like a nightclub than a living room—but in the best way.
3. Maxx Crosby
You’d get full intensity from Crosby, even if it’s just a regular-season game. He’d bring edge, energy, and probably a few wild behind-the-scenes stories you weren’t ready for.
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2. Deebo Samuel
Deebo seems like the type who’d bring snacks, talk trash, and somehow still get you pumped for a random Panthers-Titans game. The man just has “fun to watch football with” written all over him.
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1. Marshawn Lynch
Let’s be honest—there’s no one you’d rather watch a game with than Beast Mode. Between his food takes, his unfiltered reactions, and his straight-up hilarious storytelling, it would be unforgettable.
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