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Ranking the 15 NFL Teams That Talk the Most, Yet Win the Least

A special breed of NFL teams treat press conferences like pep rallies and social media like Super Bowl week—even when they haven’t seen a playoff win since the Bush administration. These franchises talk a big game, boast like they’re dynasties, and puff their chests every offseason only to fumble the ball by Halloween.

Whether it’s flashy free-agent signings, delusional fan predictions, or quarterbacks who think mic drops equal Lombardi Trophies, these teams have perfected the art of noise without results. So, let’s count down the 15 NFL squads who can’t stop talking—even when the scoreboard begs them to.

15. Carolina Panthers

Dec 17, 2023; Charlotte, North Carolina, USA; Carolina Panthers lspecial teams players inebacker Amare Barno (90) and safeties Sam Franklin Jr. (42) and Alex Cook (27) and Jammie Robinson (22) react in the first quarter at Bank of America Stadium.
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There’s some renewed hype about a “fresh start” in Carolina every offseason, and every season ends in quiet irrelevance. Taking the chatter seriously is hard when winning over five games feels like a miracle.

14. Tennessee Titans

Aug 25, 2018; Pittsburgh, PA, USA; Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel and his team stand for the National Anthems before playin the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field.
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The Titans love to flex like contenders, even when the offense is stuck in 1997. Every season starts with swagger and ends with a thud, usually around Week 15.

13. Arizona Cardinals

Oct 27, 2024; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Arizona Cardinals kicker Chad Ryland (38) celebrates with teammates after scoring the game-winning field goal against the Miami Dolphins during the fourth quarter at Hard Rock Stadium.
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The team tweets like it’s a contender and acts like it’s been snubbed from greatness. But the results? Mostly tumbleweeds and top-five draft picks.

12. New York Giants

Nov 8, 2020; Landover, Maryland, USA; New York Giants strong safety Jabrill Peppers (21) celebrates with teammates after an interception. Against the Washington Football Team in the fourth quarter at FedExField.
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Giants fans quickly remind you about their two Super Bowls against Brady, but recent history has been more bark than bite. You’d think they return to the glory days every time they win one game.

11. Las Vegas Raiders

Oct 4, 2020; Paradise, Nevada, USA; Las Vegas Raiders tight end Jason Witten (82) celebrates with team mates after scoring a second quarter touchdown against the Buffalo Bills at Allegiant Stadium.
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There’s always some Vegas glitz and offseason hype videos, but it usually leads to disappointment and a coaching change. Raider Nation talks tough, but the team hasn’t backed it up in quite a while.

10. Chicago Bears

Nov 3, 2019; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Chicago Bears quarterback Mitchell Trubisky (10) leads his team in the huddle against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field.
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Between Caleb Williams’ hype and the energy of “this is our year,” the Bears stay loud despite being stuck in a rebuilding loop. Soldier Field hears more excuses than victory songs.

9. Cleveland Browns

Cleveland Browns quarterback Baker Mayfield (6) gets his team fired up before an NFL football game against the Baltimore Ravens, Monday, Dec. 14, 2020, in Cleveland, Ohio. [Jeff Lange/Beacon Journal] Browns 15 2
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Every August, the Browns convince everyone they’ve finally figured it out. By November, they’re back to making “next year” plans.

8. Miami Dolphins

Nov 15, 2020; Miami Gardens, Florida, USA; Miami Dolphins tight end Mike Gesicki (88), offensive tackle Jesse Davis (77) and offensive guard Ereck Flowers (75) lead the team on to the field prior to the game against the Los Angeles Chargers at Hard Rock Stadium.
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They’ll win a few flashy games, post celebratory locker room clips, and claim they’re contenders. Then they quietly bow out of the playoffs before making any real noise.

7. Atlanta Falcons

Oct 8, 2023; Atlanta, Georgia, USA; Atlanta Falcons place kicker Younghoe Koo (6) reacts with teammates after kicking the game winning field goal against the Houston Texans on the last play of the second half at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
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Atlanta’s been trying to shake the 28-3 ghost with lots of talk and little payoff. Every year it’s a “new era,” but it always feels like a rerun.

6. Minnesota Vikings

Aug 19, 2023; Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; Minnesota Vikings linebacker Abraham Beauplan (39) and cornerback Kalon Barnes (27) and safety Theo Jackson (25) lead the team onto the field before the game against the Tennessee Titans at U.S. Bank Stadium.
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The Vikings will talk you into thinking they’re elite until they lose a playoff game in dramatic, soul-crushing fashion. The purple pride is strong, but the results are shaky.

5. New York Jets

Oct 28, 2018; Chicago, IL, USA; New York Jets quarterback Sam Darnold (14) chats with his team during the second half against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field.
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Jets fans and media hype this team like it’s a perennial powerhouse, despite the trophy case gathering dust since the ’60s. Even with big-name signings, they’ve mastered the art of collapsing under pressure.

4. Los Angeles Chargers

Dec 8, 2019; Jacksonville, FL, USA; Los Angeles Chargers defensive back Adrian Phillips (31) leads his team onto the field before a game against the Jacksonville Jaguars at TIAA Bank Field.
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From hype videos to endless talent-on-paper talk, the Chargers always seem this close. Unfortunately, their win column never catches up with their preseason confidence.

3. Detroit Lions

Sep 22, 2019; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford (9) leads his team in the huddle against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field.
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Yes, they’ve made real strides, but this was the loudest losing franchise in football for years. The noise has always been there—even when the wins weren’t.

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2. Dallas Cowboys

Nov 26, 2020; Arlington, Texas, USA; The Dallas Cowboys celebrate during the game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Washington Football Team at AT&T Stadium.
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It’s hard to top the Cowboys when it comes to talking like champions every single year. But the results don’t match the volume unless you count wild-card appearances as success.

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1. Pittsburgh Steelers

Dec 8, 2024; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker Nick Herbig (51) leads the team onto field for a game against the Cleveland Browns at Acrisure Stadium.
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Steelers fans will tell you they’re above everyone else, no matter what the scoreboard says. They haven’t made a deep playoff run in years, but the superiority complex never wavers.

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