In a league filled with flashy endorsements, massive contracts, and ego-driven storylines, a few quarterbacks give off the vibe they’d show up on a Saturday morning with a truck and zero complaints. You know the type—respectful, reliable, probably brings bungee cords and doesn’t mind a little heavy lifting.
This list isn’t about arm strength or Super Bowl rings. It’s about quarterbacks you’d trust to hold up their end of a sofa without ghosting you or asking for Venmo gas money. Here are 20 NFL quarterbacks who seem like they’d help you move a couch, no questions asked.
20. Desmond Ridder
He might not be QB1 on every roster, but Ridder gives off strong “team player” energy. The guy probably owns a dolly and insists on carrying the heavier end.
19. Tyrod Taylor
Tyrod has been the ultimate professional backup for years, and that humility translates to off-the-field reliability. He’s the dude who’d show up early, help organize the truck, and even sweep your garage.
18. J.J. McCarthy
The rookie charm is real, and McCarthy feels like someone who’d help to make a good impression. He’d probably ask if you wanted help rearranging everything once it’s inside, too.
17. Gardner Minshew
Sure, he looks like a guy who’d rather be at a tailgate, but he’s got that gritty, blue-collar attitude. You know he’d show up in jorts, lift like a champ, and make you laugh the whole time.
16. Daniel Jones
Jones might not win every game, but he’s dependable and low-maintenance. He’d show up, say “Where do you need me?” and quietly finish the job.
15. Jordan Love
Love doesn’t make much noise, but that makes him trustworthy. He’d bring gloves, stay hydrated, and never ask when it’s over.
14. Mac Jones
Mac’s had a rocky road, but he still feels like the guy who’d drop everything for a friend in need. He’s probably used to heavy lifting on bad days anyway.
13. Brock Purdy
Mr. Irrelevant turned star? That screams humble. He wouldn’t just help you move the couch—he’d help set up the Wi-Fi after.
12. Dak Prescott
Dak is calm, kind, and dependable—everything you want in a moving buddy. He’s probably helped all his teammates move at some point just for fun.
11. Jared Goff
Goff has chill California vibes but a Midwestern work ethic. He’d show up in a hoodie, knock it out, and still thank you for having him over.
10. C.J. Stroud
He’s young, but he acts like a 10-year veteran. Stroud would bring a plan, follow through, and make moving furniture feel like a championship drive.
9. Sam Howell
Underrated but tough as nails, Howell wouldn’t hesitate to say yes. He’d probably even bring snacks for the crew.
8. Kirk Cousins
You know Kirk owns labeled moving bins and a color-coded schedule. He’d organize your stuff while lifting boxes and smiling the whole time.
7. Tua Tagovailoa
Tua’s got good vibes and seems genuinely caring. He’d show up in flip-flops and still find a way to be the most helpful person there.
6. Baker Mayfield
Baker has that chip-on-his-shoulder hustle, perfect for manual labor. He’d grunt through the heavy lifting and call it a workout.
5. Josh Dobbs
An actual rocket scientist helping you move? Yes, please. Dobbs would calculate the perfect couch angle and still lift with his knees.
4. Jalen Hurts
Hurts is all about accountability and leadership. If he commits, he’s all in—no slacking, no shortcuts, just straight-up couch-hauling excellence.
3. Justin Herbert
Herbert is a low-key quarterback and one of the most likable quarterbacks in the league. He’d quietly carry the heaviest thing, never complain, and probably help with cleanup after.
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2. Joe Burrow
Burrow’s got the swagger, but it’s backed by loyalty. He’d move the couch, complement your apartment, and make it look cool.
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1. Josh Allen
The ultimate franchise QB you’d want in a foxhole—or a U-Haul. Allen’s the size, strength, and heart to make your move feel like a breeze.
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