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15 NFL Teams That Just Can’t Catch a Break, Ranked by Misery

Every NFL fanbase has experienced heartbreak, but some have taken it to historic levels. From gut-wrenching playoff losses to decades of quarterback misery, these franchises have turned suffering into a full-time lifestyle.

Let’s rank the teams that have endured the most football pain—because sometimes, laughing through the tears is all you can do.

15. Jacksonville Jaguars

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They’ve had a few surprise playoff runs, but mostly it’s been teal-colored sadness. Between bad drafts, worse coaches, and the Urban Meyer disaster, Jags fans deserve a medal.

14. Cincinnati Bengals

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A couple years of Joe Burrow glory helped, but this team went 30+ years without a playoff win before that. Bengals fans are always one offensive line injury away from flashbacks.

13. Miami Dolphins

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They haven’t won a playoff game since 2000 and every season starts with promise before fading into “what ifs.” Dan Marino’s last game was 62-7, which pretty much sums it up.

12. Houston Texans

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It’s not just the losing—it’s the speed at which things fall apart. From wasting a generational talent like Deshaun Watson to early playoff losses, Texans fans deserve a group hug and a time machine.

11. New York Giants

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Yes, they’ve won two Super Bowls this century, but they’ve also produced some of the most unwatchable football in between. Daniel Jones’ contract alone could be its own entry on this list.

10. Las Vegas Raiders

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From blown leads to bizarre coaching decisions to that one time they hired a TV analyst midseason, it’s always something. The only thing consistent about this team is the chaos.

9. Minnesota Vikings

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So many great teams, so many creative heartbreaks. Vikings fans just expect the worst at this point—especially if a kicker is involved.

8. Buffalo Bills

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Four straight Super Bowl losses in the ’90s, followed by two decades of irrelevance, followed by a new era of playoff pain. At this point, even hope feels like a trap.

7. Detroit Lions

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They’re finally fun now, but let’s not pretend they didn’t spend 50 years making people cry in blue and silver. A franchise so historically cursed it made Calvin Johnson retire early.

6. New York Jets

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It’s been over 50 years since their last Super Bowl and they’ve spent most of that time trying to find a competent quarterback. Somehow, the Mark Sanchez era is still one of their high points.

5. Cleveland Browns

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They left town, came back, and somehow got worse. The quarterback jersey with all the crossed-out names might as well be a historical document.

4. Atlanta Falcons

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It’s not just the 28-3 Super Bowl collapse—it’s how many times they’ve come close and still found new ways to implode. Falcons fans live in permanent fourth-quarter anxiety.

3. Los Angeles Chargers

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No team invents more ridiculous ways to lose. Chargers fans don’t even celebrate leads anymore—they just prepare emotionally for the collapse.

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2. Arizona Cardinals

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They’ve moved cities, changed uniforms, and tried every kind of rebuild, but still manage to stay stuck. Every time they get close, the wheels fall off in dramatic fashion.

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1. Chicago Bears

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A century of football and still no idea how to develop a quarterback. Bears fans have been hurt so many times they’ve learned to find peace in punts.

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