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15 Quarterbacks Who Aged in Dog Years

Some quarterbacks seem to defy time, playing into their 40s like they just turned 25. And then there are the others who look like they got hit with the full weight of a decade after one bad season.

Whether it was injuries, poor protection, or the cruel reality of the NFL grind, these quarterbacks aged like milk, not wine. Here are 15 quarterbacks who aged in dog years—fast, rough, and with zero mercy from Father Time.

15. Cam Newton

Oct 28, 2018; Charlotte, NC, USA; Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton (1) scores a touchdown in the fourth quarter at Bank of America Stadium.
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Cam Newton went from league MVP to out of the league faster than you could dab. Once the hits piled up, the Superman cape looked more like a weighted blanket.

14. Carson Wentz

Nov 1, 2020; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz (11) runs with the football against the Dallas Cowboys at Lincoln Financial Field.
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At one point, Wentz was the future of the NFL. A few injuries and questionable decisions later, he looked like a 45-year-old accountant under center.

13. Andrew Luck

Jan 5, 2019; Houston, TX, USA; Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck (12) celebrates after throwing a touchdown pass to wide receiver Dontrelle Inman (not pictured) against the Houston Texans in the second quarter in a AFC Wild Card playoff football game at NRG Stadium.
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Luck started out like a franchise savior but took so many hits he retired looking like a veteran of multiple wars. He walked away young, but his football body had clearly lived seven lives.

12. Daunte Culpepper

Oct 18, 2009; Green Bay, WI, USA; Detroit Lions quarterback Daunte Culpepper (11) scrambles out of the pocket during the second quarter against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field.
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Early Daunte was a tank with an arm. Post-injury Daunte looked like he was carrying actual tanks on his back just to complete a 5-yard out.

11. Sam Bradford

Sep 16, 2018; Los Angeles, CA, USA; Arizona Cardinals quarterback Sam Bradford (9) looks to pass the ball while being pressured by Los Angeles Rams defensive tackle Aaron Donald (99) during the second half at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.
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Sam Bradford’s knees aged 20 years for every one he played. By the end, his mechanics looked smoother than his ability to actually move.

10. Matt Schaub

Oct 27, 2019; Atlanta, GA, USA; Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Schaub (8) throws a pass against the Seattle Seahawks during the first quarter at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
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There was a time Schaub was quietly efficient, and then suddenly he was throwing pick-sixes like he was paid by the interception. That decline came so fast it gave Texans fans whiplash.

9. Marc Bulger

Dec. 7, 2008; Glendale, AZ, USA; St. Louis Rams quarterback (10) Marc Bulger throws a pass in the fourth quarter against the Arizona Cardinals at University of Phoenix Stadium. The Cardinals defeated the Rams 34-10 to clinch the NFC West division title.
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Bulger went from precision passer to looking like he needed a nap halfway through games. The St. Louis turf and a suspect O-line did him zero favors.

8. Jake Delhomme

Nov 16, 2008; Charlotte, NC, USA; Carolina Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme (17) signals at the line in the Panthers 31-22 victory against the Detroit Lions at Bank of America Stadium.
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After a surprising Super Bowl run, Delhomme’s game fell off a cliff. Every throw felt like it aged him another month on the spot.

7. Colin Kaepernick

November 6, 2016; Santa Clara, CA, USA; San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick (7) runs with the football against the New Orleans Saints during the first quarter at Levi's Stadium.
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Kaepernick had a meteoric rise but looked physically worn by the time the league turned on him. The flashes of brilliance faded under the weight of hits, pressure, and controversy.

6. Jay Cutler

Dec 24, 2017; Kansas City, MO, USA; Miami Dolphins quarterback Jay Cutler (6) throws a pass as Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle Jarvis Jenkins (94) defends in the first half at Arrowhead Stadium.
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Cutler’s arm never aged, but his body and enthusiasm clearly did. He went from gunslinger to “do I really have to be here?” in record time.

5. David Carr

Jan 15, 2012; Green Bay, WI, USA; New York Giants quarterback David Carr (8) throws prior to the game against the Green Bay Packers at the Lambeau Field.
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No quarterback ever got older faster than Carr behind that expansion Texans line. He spent his entire rookie contract dodging ghosts—and real defenders.

4. Donovan McNabb

August 20, 2011, Seattle, WA, USA; Minnesota Vikings quarterback Donovan McNabb (5) passes against the Seattle Seahawks during the second quarter at CenturyLink Field.
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McNabb was dynamic early on, but looked like he aged five years during his final season in Washington alone. The end was slow, clunky, and hard to watch.

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3. Ben Roethlisberger

Aug 18, 2007; Landover, MD, USA; Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (7) carries the ball as Washington Redskins cornerback Carlos Rogers (22) gives chase in the second quarter during a preseason game at FedEx Field in Landover, MD.
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By the end, Big Ben looked like he was running in molasses. The injuries and hits caught up with him fast, even if he tried to will his way through it.

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2. Joe Namath

Jan 12, 1969; Miami, FL, USA; FILE PHOTO; New York Jets quarterback #12 Joe Namath during Super Bowl III against the Baltimore Colts at the Orange Bowl. The Jets upset the Colts 16-7 giving the AFL their first Super Bowl Title.
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Namath had old knees before it was cool. His body gave out long before his swagger did, and it showed every time he limped to the huddle.

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1. RGIII

December 30, 2012; Landover, MD, USA; Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III (10) runs with the ball against the Dallas Cowboys in the second quarter at FedEx Field.
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Robert Griffin III might be the ultimate dog-years QB. One injury and his career aged a full decade overnight—it was never the same again.

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